What a beautiful site, to revisit a latent blog. Brief snapshots in time, forever preserved for anyone to wander upon. Some may see a decrepit relic of times long past, or a sacrifice to the temporal mysteries of the world wide web. But I see an old friend. We’ve shared so many experiences, relayed so many […]
Hey hey, ya’ll. Me, my husband, and my fake husband will be tromping on up the East Coast for some pilgrim-inspired feasting this week. You know what Thanksgiving reminds me of? Elementary school. It reminds me of all those times they dressed us up in three-cornered hats and we did stilted versions of “stone soup”. […]
Today, I’d like to tell you all about my imaginary husband. He looks like this: He’s simple-minded, annoying, controlling, emotionally distant, and only vaguely lovable. — Wait, wait, wait… didn’t you ACTUALLY get married? Was that whole post bullshit? Why yes, astute reader. I DID get married. To a lovely man, who is none of the […]
Remember that time I said I’d start blogging again? Yeah… So much for that. Instead, here’s a photo of Robin Hood trying to pierce the armor of the impenetrable Clark Kent.
Hello. I’d like to clear the air. — I never intended my most recent post to signal an impending year-long blogging sabbatical. At the time, it read like a simple ‘Ms. CQC is having an off day’. But as time wore on and the page never updated, the sinister title “Nothing to Say” read like […]
No really, I’ve got nothing. All day I plodded along in my daily routine thinking “I should really update my blog. My adoring fans must be missing me.” Then I checked the daily stats. Total clicks today? Zero — Its okay, friends. This shall not deter me. I still spent several moments throughout my day […]
I write this in the midst of chaos. In case you haven’t heard, the entire East Coast is panicking over the presence of “Frankenstorm”, a hybrid hurricane + nor’easter that’s wreaking havoc all over the place. If you recall, The Mister and I do not tend to hyperventilate over such events. And such is the […]