What am I thankful for? ‘Murrica.

Hey hey, ya’ll. Me, my husband, and my fake husband will be tromping on up the East Coast for some pilgrim-inspired feasting this week. You know what Thanksgiving reminds me of? Elementary school. It reminds me of all those times they dressed us up in three-cornered hats and we did stilted versions of “stone soup”. […]

My Imaginary Husband

Today, I’d like to tell you all about my imaginary husband. He looks like this: He’s simple-minded, annoying, controlling, emotionally distant, and only vaguely lovable. — Wait, wait, wait… didn’t you ACTUALLY get married? Was that whole post bullshit? Why yes, astute reader. I DID get married. To a lovely man, who is none of the […]

Autumn, champagne, and hurricanes

I write this in the midst of chaos. In case you haven’t heard, the entire East Coast is panicking over the presence of “Frankenstorm”, a hybrid hurricane + nor’easter that’s wreaking havoc all over the place. If you recall, The Mister and I do not tend to hyperventilate over such events. And such is the […]